Post Oscar II

(Written Monday March 6, 2006)

After a good night s sleep and some careful thought I bring you my winners from last night's 78th Academy Awards.

• Big Winner Of The Night goes to Jon Stewart. I thought he did an outstanding job. He was funny and pushed it as close to the edge as he could. I really hope to see him do the show again.
• Favorite Line again goes to Jon Stewart. When he said "Walk the Line" is just "Ray" with white people.
• Best Montage The clips that showed how "gay" the old western movies were. Especially the last one with Gregory Peck and Carlton Heston. Maybe John Wayne did roll over in his grave Sunday nite (see below).
• Best Post Award Show Interveiw goes to George Clooney. Man makes history being nominated for supporting actor for one movie and director for another, He wins the supporting actor one. So what is the first question he is asked? Are you dating Terri Hatcher. Answer - "I don't talk about my personal life. Next".
• Best Dresses (otherwise known as the hotties of the night) Uma Thurman (can't have a hottie list without her on it!), Jessica Alba, Nicole Kidmann, Keira Knightley, and Hillary Swank.
• OK Loser Dress of the Night goes to the beautiful Charlene Theron. What was she thinking. Loved the dress itself but the pillow on her shoulder had to go.